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| English Language Forum A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step |

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Hi please read this story and you will realize that women are impossible to please . -------------------------------------------- A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. ********* The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. ********* The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. " Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. ********* She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" ********* Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: ********* Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! ********* Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth ! |
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مشرف منتدى اللغة الإنجليزية
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it's amazing
fantastic funny thanx dear |
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مشرفة منتدى اللغة الانجليزية وكلية التربية
^never give up^ |
funny joke but it `s not true (women r not greedy)i
men are :P from my point of view i think that none of these qualities or attributes exist in men in real life thanx anyway
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اقتباس:
so funny thanx brother
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![]() قرأت حياة رسول الإسلام جيدا مرات ومرات ، فلم أجد فيها إلا الخلق كما ينبغي أن يكون ، وكم ذا تمنيت أن يكون الإسلام هو سبيل العالم لقد درست محمدا باعتباره رجلا مدهشا ، فرأيته يجب أن يدعى منقذ الإنسانية ، وأوربا في العصر الراهن باتت تعشق عقيدة التوحيد الفيلسوف الانجليزي توماس كارليل |
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?? hello Jlokoze ,, how r u !! we did not c u 4 a looong time I hope u fine any way amm ,, thanks 4 ur funny topic c u soon regards :: |
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